The roommate... who accused me of attempted murder

Let's call him Charlie...

So the few weeks before freshman year of college are always a nerves wrecking time. The most emotionally insane part is finding out who your new roommate will be. Are they gonna smell? will they be clean? will they share their connections to booze? these are questions you have to ask yourself as a typical freshman, but if your a gay freshman, you have one more...How will they react when they find out I'm gay?

A Professor? No Problem.

Lets call him Professor Ned.


So incase you haven't caught on... I am a senior at college ... that comes into play with this next story.


Everyone always has a crush on an authoritative figure in their lives... for many students that figure tends to be a professor or teacher... and of course I am no exception.... 

A Fraternal Big // Little mix up.

There are a shit ton of guys in this story... so lets just do a character list...


Me
My Boyfriend at the time- Jon (Yes the same Jon who cheated on me with 12 guys)
My Big -  Todd
My Big's Boyfriend - Heath




So my freshman year in college I pledged a fraternity and part of the process is the receiving of a "Big Brother" ... this big brother is suppose to guide you through the pledging process and help you with anything else you need in life... your not suppose to have a foursome with him ... let alone hook up with him... my bad....

The End of the Yankee Candle Store Man.

Lets call this guy Ryan ...  and his boyfriend Nick.


If you haven't read the first two Yankee Candle stories... you suck and you should do that first.


So after the massage incident I never thought I'd hear from either Ryan or Nick again... but of course I wouldn't be sharing this story if I didn't either have really hot, or really weird sex with them... and I had both.

The Boyfriend of the Candle Store man.

If you haven't read "Stalking the Man in the Yankee Store" ... read that one first...

Lets call this guy Ryan ...  and his boyfriend Nick

Again being from a small college town in the middle of the state, my options for sex are not always plentiful... so when I saw Ryan on grinder I quickly

Stalking the Man in the Yankee Store

Lets call him Nick... and we can call his boyfriend Ryan.

I am currently completing my senior year of college in a small rural town in the center of the state.  Gay men are limited (although you really wouldn't know if you read my blog.) so when I find one... I pounce faster than Simba in the Lion King.  This is where Nick comes in... he's a pretty standard country boy with bright blue eyes and a kick ass smile. You might ask...

Selling Chocolate Cake

Let's call this guy Jason... 


Over the summer I struggled to find a job. No one wants to hire someone who sets a date they plan to leave to go back to school.  After countless applications I finally got a job at a

Me + My Ex ... and 12 other guys.

Lets call this one Jon...


For just over a year I dated Jon, he actually led me to my most recent ex, but thats another story.  Now, Jon was your typical all American guy, actually more like the true definition of the word Twink.  Light brown hair, dark eyes, a chiseled face and an even more chiseled body.  I used to refer to him as 69 because he had a six pac, which led to a full 9 inch dick.  


Jon was a pretty decent guy, but he had some weird quirks.

I'll Pay you... To Blow you...

Lets call this guy Sean.  22 years old.  Works at KFC. 

In my experience, you can never really judge or understand someones desperation, or their need for sex.   When Sean first friended me on Facebook, I thought nothing of it.  He looked like a clean cut guy, skinny, short brown hair, nothing really stuck out about him.  We talked online for a few days before he asked me if I'd like to grab a cup of coffee.  Not being one to shy away from an opportunity for coffee, I agreed to meet him at the local Starbucks.  

Quick aside: I am a pretty open and flexible guy, I rarely

The Stories I have on Cue...

This is just the beginning... but its what I thought of in the first 15 minutes of my Corporate Finance class...

Somethings you should know...

• I love the use of ellipses (...)
• I came out in sophomore year of High school (with enough persuasion I'll share the story)
• I am extremely sexual
• I have no idea where this blog is going to go
• I have a really close relationship with my family
• My best friend might make a few appearances (or posts) 

The start.

      While sitting in class the other day... it dawned on me... in the last 5 years, I have had some crazy // messed up sex. Most of it gay sex... okay, all of it gay sex, but crazy none the less... so in no particular order.... these are my crazy stories... I promise at least 1 story a week :)