Saturday, September 10, 2011

Me + My Ex ... and 12 other guys.

Lets call this one Jon...


For just over a year I dated Jon, he actually led me to my most recent ex, but thats another story.  Now, Jon was your typical all American guy, actually more like the true definition of the word Twink.  Light brown hair, dark eyes, a chiseled face and an even more chiseled body.  I used to refer to him as 69 because he had a six pac, which led to a full 9 inch dick.  


Jon was a pretty decent guy, but he had some weird quirks.
 For one, he hated the thought of me bottoming. He said it ruined my "straight guy" persona that he fell in love with.  He also had a bad habit of checking craigslist to scope out the "new hotties."  It never really bothered me because I trusted him, my bad.

Jon and I had some pretty amazing sex, the kind that makes your back arch and your toes curl.  After a couple months of dating and having sex with a condom, we decided to get tested together and lose the protection (I  will NEVER condone bareback sex).  Both of our results came back negative for every possible sexually transmitted disease, so we began have more sex, just this time it was unprotected. The things he could do with his ass will never cease to amaze me.  We used to go at it EVERYWHERE... barns, cars, hot tubs, gyms, in the woods, a variety of sports fields, we did it all.  It was all fun until summer ended, and I had to head back to school.


For the first couple of months everything seemed normal, we'd see each other twice a month, I'd go home and then the next time he'd come to see me. Sex was always the first thing we did, even if my roommate was in the room :).   I thought he was really into me, nah, turns out he just loved sex.  November rolled around and I had come one for the weekend totally pumped to pump his ass, but right when we started to get it on, he stopped me, totally blue balling me.  I asks what was up and he simply said he was tired from work.  Red Flag, but being compassionate i just let it roll off my mind. I went back to school the next day, without sex. The next weekend he was suppose to come up and see me, but he told me his family didn't want him driving the distance, which was a new thing,  but again I just let it happen. 


So it finally came time for winter break, I was thrilled at the thought of being him with Jon, we fucked again, my blue balls were finally relived.


 For his birthday I had decided to take him to get his nipples pierced, he had been hinting at it for a long time. When he was up to be pierced he asked me to hold his phone. I don't make a habit of going through peoples phones, so when it rang I just put it in my pocket, but Jon insisted I look to see who wished him a happy birthday.  Well wasn't I surprised to see a dick picture from some guy with the text that read 


"Still coming over to ride this later??"


Well he saw my face go from :) to :-/ ... and he knew what had happened. So after he got his piercing done, we left the shop and I drove him home. He asked me to pull over so he could explain, but I was to pissed. I got to his house and took out my phone, I told him he had 2 minutes to talk.  


He went on to explain that he just liked the attention and flirting with guys. I told him I didn't buy it,  but once again I was a fool and let it slide. I figured if he was fucking up, I'd find out soon enough...


and soon enough I did. The next day I went over to his place for dinner,  things were already a little shaky so when I heard his phone make the text chime I was a little weary.  I asked him what it said... he said nothing, so I asked to see it. He knew he was guilty either way, if he didn't show me he was hiding something . So when he showed me his phone I got to see the text " Thanks for the sex today... I had fun" ... 
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I stood up, and walked to the door. He said he'd tell me everything. I told him he could text me, he seemed to favor  that as a way of communication anyways.


so Later that evening I got a  long ass text from him.  I'll save you all the details (it was a lot of apologizing) here's what I got out of it




  • I'm sorry
  • I only fucked 12 guys
  • I'm sorry
  • I got paid for sex once
  • I feel bad
  • The time in November when we didn't fuck... it was because I had Chlaymidia 
  • I was trying to protect you
  • I'm sorry
  • Are we still dating?
Well much to his disappointment.... it was over after that....  but hey.. he has nipple piercings to remember me by. 

2 comments:

  1. lol, I'm sure craigslist has lots of "new hotties"

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  2. "only" That's funny. I hope you got tested afterwards though.

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