I'll Pay you... To Blow you...

Lets call this guy Sean.  22 years old.  Works at KFC. 

In my experience, you can never really judge or understand someones desperation, or their need for sex.   When Sean first friended me on Facebook, I thought nothing of it.  He looked like a clean cut guy, skinny, short brown hair, nothing really stuck out about him.  We talked online for a few days before he asked me if I'd like to grab a cup of coffee.  Not being one to shy away from an opportunity for coffee, I agreed to meet him at the local Starbucks.  

Quick aside: I am a pretty open and flexible guy, I rarely
pass judgment, but at the same time I have preferences and a guy who drives a pink car with a rainbow flag attached is simply not a preference of mine.

Well of course Sean showed up in a pink car with a rainbow flag window decal ( 3 of them actually), not to mention he had the word Princess painted across the car's bumper.  Even after watching him stroll into Starbucks with his Burberry man purse, I thought I'd give him the benefit of the doubt and see how things went.   Well things didn't go, conversation was extremely forced and things just didn't seem to work. I looked him in the eyes and told him with complete honesty that I wasn't feeling it and was going to leave. He got pouty as I hugged him good bye and drove home. I thought that was the end of Sean.

Boy was I wrong.  It started later that same night... I got a text from him thanking me for coffee (I payed), he asked if there was any way he could pay me back.  I, being slightly drunk at the time, assume he wanted to give me the  $4.75 his coffee cost.  I politely declined and put my phone in my desk drawer and headed back to the party.  When I woke up I went to check my phone... 13 missed texts .

1."I mean in other ways"

2. "You know, like sexual ways"

3. "Do you know what I mean?"

4. "Shit, did I offend you"

5. " Why aren't you answering?"

6. " Should I stop texting you?"

7. "I just want to blow you?"

8. "Fell your italian cock in my mouth" (Fell vs. Feel??)

9. "Fill my mouth with your cum"

10 "Are you hard?"

11. "Want me to come over?"

12. "I guess I'll turn around... I was heading towards your college"

13. "Incase your wondering, I'm home safe"

I quickly texted him back... WHAT THE FUCK... he apologized, and said it wouldn't happen again... I believed him... My mistake.   A couple days later he texted me again.  

"I just got paid, how about I give you 60$ and you just lay back and let me suck you off" 

I quickly declined the offer and went back to doing homework... after all, I think that's called being a hooker. 

3 days went buy, I moved on, totally forget sean existed when I got another text...

"I am about to leave work... how about I bring you some KFC and I'll blow you."

So now he is offering me KFC to blow me... as much as I like fried chicken,  I once again declined and went about my business..

Another few days passed and I was doing my thing, I had casually updated my Facebook status about needing a hair cut bad. 

Well Sean took that as his cue.  I got another text, less than 30 seconds after my Facebook update ... "If you let me blow you I'll cut your hair" This kinda creeped me out, now more mr. nice guy.  I quickly texted him back telling him that I had moved on, and would prefer for him to never text me again.  He didn't listen... and still to this day, I'll get random texts.

I guess some guys just really want to give it their all.